what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i out mim tonsoeep
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