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(585): View more from New York

This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.

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(917): View more from New York City

pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

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I THOUGHT I SAW YOU

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.

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