i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
