O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
That's when you crack a 10am beer
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
i out mim tonsoeep
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