Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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