what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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