Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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