Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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