i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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