i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
These tits shall not be calmed
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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