I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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