Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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