What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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