oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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