I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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