The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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