we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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