didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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