She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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