i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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