it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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