it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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