How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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