Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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