I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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