Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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