After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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