There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I am naked and annoyed.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
