I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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