I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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