He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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