Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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