Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish you could order shots online.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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