i don't like sucking hair
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
