He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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