i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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