You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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