I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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