Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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