do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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