if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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