After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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