whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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