Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
thus making me awesome and them whores
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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