Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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