Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Randomize
