ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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