So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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