what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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