Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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